Bury Me Not

 

... an invitation to hurry up and die...

... the implied message: "We want your money."

... note the bottom right corner asking about final wishes ...

... so, here they are... may a Category 8 tornado remove the walls
and plumbing from your Arizona headquarters ...

... may the Devil himself suck out your pus-packed little brain ...

 

... May the Post Office in La Mirada, CA., where you pay for bulk
mailing, refuse service for using U. S. Government type
stylings to make the aged and infirmed think they are getting
U.S. Government mailers... using this ident-grabber line...
UNITED STATES MAIL RECIPIENT... may the worms of death
fester your ____________________ (fill in body-part names).

 

... may millions of people on your mail list jot down a profane
message to you, after etching out their name, and send
it back ... you pay the postage ...

 
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